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So maybe you’ve gone to the Craig Moorhead’s Music site to enjoy the totally free download of a little e.p. called ‘Stripper Music!’, but you leave your mouse hovering over the download button because you just have that one burning question that must be answered. That question is more than likely “Craig, I want [...]

Thanks to everyone who has taken a listen to and downloaded for free ‘Stripper Music! the second e.p.’ in the last few weeks. The cockles of my heart are totally warmed, and if you had known what shape those cockles were in before, you’d know that means something.
‘Stripper Music!’ is still up for [...]

I love gore. Not in real life, mind you. I mean, I have no problem with seeing a little blood, but real life guts I can do without. I’m actually fairly squeamish when it comes to actual injuries. But in a horror movie, I love it and always have. I [...]

Over in the sidebar there you’ll see a couple of new sections. One is Sounds wherein you can currently listen to and/or download for straight up FREE my e.p. from way back in 2002 known as Stripper Music!. It is comprised of the tracks you’ll find there plus five others that I [...]

Continuing where I left off…
Which brings us to ‘The Blair Witch Project’. I’m not sure there’s a horror movie with a lower-budget and a bigger response. The fact they were able to pull off such a gigantic prank for so long – that it was an actual documentary and this actually did happen [...]

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Without a doubt, ‘Friday the 13th’ ups the ante in terms of production value – it’s as slick as a barrel of oil and a hundred thousand times more expensive. But that wasn’t hard to do – the original movies looked fairly dipped in mud half of the time. One could argue that [...]

Neither tugging at the heart-strings nor sprawling indulgently across your whole afternoon, The Garden is that best case scenario of a documentary – efficient and moving, exhaustively covered but brief in execution. What at first seems like a simple story of city hall stomping all over the little guy becomes something much more complex and [...]

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Word on the street has been that ‘Cabin in the Woods’ was going to be some kind of defining moment in slasherdom. As Whedon himself has said, it will be “the horror movie to end all horror movies”.
But based on the ad campaign…

…this doesn’t look like territory that hasn’t been fully explored [...]

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Henry (Christopher Gorham) and Abby (Elaine Cassidy) in Harper's Island

Thanks to a 10-day-old baby in the house, I was able to blaze through all 13 episodes of ‘Harper’s Island’ in the last few days. This is CBS’ limited run episodic slasher series that apparently tanked hard and will never again see the light of day. For me, I hope they Blu-ray this [...]

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I know there are bigger things going on in the world and that this post should probably be about how MJ saved us all from doom, but instead, I’m gonna talk about something closer to my heart – ‘Night of the Creeps’.
Specifically, the thing going on at Amazon.com, wherein if you buy certain horror movies, [...]

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A couple weekends ago me and K headed to Baltimore to check out a double feature at Bengie’s Drive-In. The line-up was ‘Up’ and ‘Terminator Salvation’. The day before ‘17 Again’ was thrown in for good measure and I think that’s a pretty genius triple feature. You have one movie that’s good [...]

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Somewhat inexplicably, the manhole covers on I Street have turned a shiny silver.

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Has there been a ‘YouTube star’ who didn’t become so by being completely annoying? #
There won’t be any more tests on this kid until the first grade. I mean, how much do you need to know? #
Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click – http://helpiranelection.com/ #
Stressed [...]

So there’s a review for a movie called ‘Nightmare Castle’ up over at The DVD Lounge and if you look closely, you’ll see that it was written by me. If you have a second, click on over and check it out, maybe leave a comment or two and help support my pack-a-day DVD habit.
There [...]

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This baby is nothing but butts and feets. #
This is the first time I’ve ever said this: I’m pretty excited about the Iranian election. #
Idea: Never mention the name of the shooter at the Holocaust Museum after this tweet. Lock him in a hole and forget about him. #
Anybody looking for a place in [...]

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Doctors: “These tests all look great – WAIT! What is this!? Oh, looks like nothing. These tests all look great… WAIT! What is that!?” #
Hey D.C. people – go check out ‘Lincolnesque’ at the Keegan, opening tonight. http://www.keegantheatre.com. #
Reason No. 299 #imnotcool: sneaking into a ‘The Doors’ showing, I actually [...]

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They’re the kind of clients you want all clients to be like. #
Sitting in the park across from the White House, I see the lawn here has weeds JUST LIKE MINE. #
Time to take everything up a notch. But just one. Can’t handle more than one right now. #
There’s a difference in Sambas. [...]

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There’s something that just tires me out when I try to lay my thoughts down about a movie that no one probably had any high hopes for except for me. Saying you’re disappointed in ‘My Bloody Valentine 3D’ is like saying you’re disappointed that the ball you threw into the air fell back down [...]

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Off to midwifery appointment an hour and a half away this morning. Really, people, start using midwives so we can cut back on the travel. #
Thx, @MidwifeValerie. We’ve switched practices 3 or 4 times now. And very glad we did. Learned a lot. #
Hey preggos – shop for your hospital, your midwife/doctor, [...]

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Pro tip: even if your movie blows, have someone at least proof your trailer’s sound mix. http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/gooby/ #
In the morning, Lego eats his catfood. Then he eats the catfood Audrey ate. I’ll let you figure out why mornings in this house are gross. #
Sure, sure – gays can’t get married, but it’s totally [...]

Thinking about low-budget one location horror and how it gets made and how it gets made well. First movie that always comes to mind is ‘Evil Dead’, which is pretty genius as low-budget one location horror goes. There’s not a slow moment in it and most of it is really just one guy [...]

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Well, that took long enough – http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/05/04/swine.flu.main/index.html #
How do you not blow your brains out after doing a show like this? http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/05/02/sbt.john.kate.drama.cnn #
“Will Jon be minus Kate and his 8?” Boy, that jackass host sure has a big smile on his face when he expels that bon mot from his assy face. #

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