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This review was written as part of the Final Girl Film Club.
[WARNING: I can't be troubled with trying to withhold spoilers. We've got bigger fish to fry.]
“Lifeforce” doesn’t aspire to be anything surreal, but it is one of the strangest movies I’ve ever seen. Not so much because of what’s in the movie, but [...]

This review was written as a part of the Final Girl Film Club
[WARNING: I would say this review contains SPOILERS - I pretty much take you through the whole thing - but if you've already read the title of the movie, than there's nothing much to spoil, so...]
This week, Final Girl picked ‘The Devil’s Daughter’, [...]

This review was written as part of the Final Girl Film Club
[WARNING: Welcome to spoiler city.]
Some movies make it all look easy. They were born into rich families, maybe. Or they were born with good looks. Brains. Natural athletic ability. Normal movies have to work and work just to be [...]

This review was written as part of the Final Girl Film Club.
WARNING: Here there be spoilers, ya’ll.
In the opening minutes of ‘Scarecrows’, the character of Bert is running for his life from a team of heavily armed bank robbers when the truck he is driving stalls. He gets out to check the engine and finds [...]

The following review is written as part of the Final Girl Film Club.
Zombie knows that we know that he knows that we know everything about ‘Halloween’. And as much as Zombie has made ‘Halloween’ his own, he can’t escape the fact that every frame is a reference to the original. So he [...]

The following review is written as part of the Final Girl Film Club.
Somewhere inside the movie “John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness” is the moment when the John Carpenter who made “Halloween” ends and the John Carpenter who made “Ghosts of Mars” begins. I’m not positive what that moment is, but it involves this guy:

And [...]

So there’s this thing called the Final Girl Film Club. You can read all about it at Final Girl or you can read about in the next sentence: our founder, Stacie Ponder, picks a horror movie. We all watch and review. What fun! What? Fun? Yes!
This week we watched [...]