I was searching out a clip from ‘Aliens’ tonight when I came across this fan made trailer for ‘Alien 5′.

Pretty bad. And that’s what’s kind of cool about YouTube, is that there are no standards, so you’ll get some weird junk like that. While high quality is a good thing, it can also [...]

Man – bad DVD cover art. What’s the deal? First we had the bad DVD cover art of the Friday the 13th series, a jump from the simple if not spectacular theatrical posters to some generic ‘jazzy’ type junk.
But our example today is even stronger, my friends. Today we look at ‘The Stepfather’, [...]

Has there been a ‘YouTube star’ who didn’t become so by being completely annoying? #
There won’t be any more tests on this kid until the first grade. I mean, how much do you need to know? #
Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click – http://helpiranelection.com/ #
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This baby is nothing but butts and feets. #
This is the first time I’ve ever said this: I’m pretty excited about the Iranian election. #
Idea: Never mention the name of the shooter at the Holocaust Museum after this tweet. Lock him in a hole and forget about him. #
Anybody looking for a place in [...]

Doctors: “These tests all look great – WAIT! What is this!? Oh, looks like nothing. These tests all look great… WAIT! What is that!?” #
Hey D.C. people – go check out ‘Lincolnesque’ at the Keegan, opening tonight. http://www.keegantheatre.com. #
Reason No. 299 #imnotcool: sneaking into a ‘The Doors’ showing, I actually [...]

They’re the kind of clients you want all clients to be like. #
Sitting in the park across from the White House, I see the lawn here has weeds JUST LIKE MINE. #
Time to take everything up a notch. But just one. Can’t handle more than one right now. #
There’s a difference in Sambas. [...]

Off to midwifery appointment an hour and a half away this morning. Really, people, start using midwives so we can cut back on the travel. #
Thx, @MidwifeValerie. We’ve switched practices 3 or 4 times now. And very glad we did. Learned a lot. #
Hey preggos – shop for your hospital, your midwife/doctor, [...]

Pro tip: even if your movie blows, have someone at least proof your trailer’s sound mix. http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/gooby/ #
In the morning, Lego eats his catfood. Then he eats the catfood Audrey ate. I’ll let you figure out why mornings in this house are gross. #
Sure, sure – gays can’t get married, but it’s totally [...]

Well, that took long enough – http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/05/04/swine.flu.main/index.html #
How do you not blow your brains out after doing a show like this? http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/05/02/sbt.john.kate.drama.cnn #
“Will Jon be minus Kate and his 8?” Boy, that jackass host sure has a big smile on his face when he expels that bon mot from his assy face. #

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Recovering from kid-lag. I feel about 36 hours behind – nothing 87 hours of straight sleep can’t cure. #

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By “help” I mean “vote for” and by “my pony” I mean “Sudan: Country in Crisis” in “Politics&News:Series” at htt… ♫ http://blip.fm/~5a6py #
Thanks @ligz! #
Today is the day of days! Vote like mad – http://pv.webbyawards.com – Sudan: Country in Crisis in Politics & News: Series. #

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Tomorrow is the last day to vote for Sudan: Country in Crisis @ http://pv.webbyawards.com. It’s in Politics & News: Series. Enjoy! #
Guess there’s not much traffic for the ‘Swine Flu Not Much More Terrifying Than Regular Flu’ headline. #
Buried even deeper on Fox News – http://tinyurl.com/ccmsqn #
Ah – well someone has – http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/29/swine.flu/index.html. [...]

Ah, see now – Drop Dead Fred being remade, that makes a little more sense. Godspeed on that one. #
Maybe H’wood IS on the brink, Kim Masters, but then why is that a bad thing? #
I miss those Dick Van Dyke reruns more than most any other reruns. #

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Oh come on – remake Videodrome? How? What about Videodrome needs remaking? #
The lawn mowed itself! Wait… no. And I suppose it won’t mow itself. Great. #

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At least one person at our baby shower spent the night in the hospital last night. It was off the hook!!! #
Word is that the DC sniper(s) went to the same gym K and I do to get cleaned up between attacks and maybe go for a swim. #

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Shooting stuff in downtown DC today. #
Well, okay… maybe Frontline isn’t a cutdown anymore. But still! Sudan in News & Politics: Series. http://pv.webbyawards.com #
Our series, though? Cut just for you, just for the web. Vote now, won’t you? Sudan in News & Politics: Series. http://pv.webbyawards.com/ #
Really, not to whine, but [...]

Somehow, the fact that he laughs makes it okay that I’m a terrible parent already… #
In the dream, Harper (the unborn) is sitting on my lap while I drive (I know – not good) facing me + I’m trying to make him laugh. He does. #
Raining again. House continues to leak like a [...]

Taqueria Poblano? No problemo. #
This Sunday morning I praise God by installing and formatting drives. I have the worst feeling that this does not please him. #

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Last night, learned about things that can go wrong. On a related note, there are some places you do not want to see your baby’s face. #

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Was a time I put glue on my fingers just to watch it dry – but this is different.