:: monumental doo doo
category: halluci-nation.

Even though it looks and sounds like a joke… I think this is for real:

OJ Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened

I have no words.

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12 comments

Ken

November 15th, 2006

I saw this, too. I can’t believe that a man accused of murder would be so arrogant, once acquitted, to “hypothetically” discuss how he would have done it. What he’s really saying is, “I did it, and here’s how it happened.” It is so incredibly insensitive to the victims’ families, and most of all, Simpson’s own children.

The guy has no conscience.

Craig Moorhead

November 15th, 2006

This level of stupidity is absolutely stunning to me. Not just on OJ’s part, but any of his handlers, Fox TV… I just…

JudgeHolden

November 15th, 2006

Yeah, it looks like it’s a real thing. I think everyone involved with this thing ought to be shunned by their colleagues. Uber-publisher Judith Regan will, according to some reports, be doing an interview to be broadcast on Fox at the end of this month. It makes you wonder how these people, from the laywers to the network to the publishers and editors, justify working with an unrepentant double murderer to themselves. I imagine a lot of self-delusion must be at work.

Craig Moorhead

November 15th, 2006

If this was happening in a movie about how soulless journalists are and how the media only wants attention at any cost, I would say it was written by a hack. I wouldn’t believe.

I still don’t believe it.

Craig Moorhead

November 15th, 2006

The only thing about that title that makes it NOT a confession is the word “if”.

Clever.

And stupid.

blankfist

November 15th, 2006

Stupidly awesome. I’m tuning in… and so are you. The link to that site you posted is great, as well, because look at OJ as he appears to be stepping out from the shadows. Notice the horizontal black and blue lines reminiscent of an inmate’s striped uniform. Notice the word “If”, how it implies no definitive proclamation of guilt or innocence – instead it remains ambiguous and indefinite even though OJ had been found not guilt over ten years prior. And further notice that Judith Regan is a woman, and that the video is playing in your browser window… Coincidence? I think not.

Kelly

November 16th, 2006

“And further notice that Judith Regan is a woman, and that the video is playing in your browser window… Coincidence? I think not.”

…huh?

Craig Moorhead

November 16th, 2006

That’s Heath.

Heath is developing a new language and none of us have learned it.

Yet.

blankfist

November 17th, 2006

Tripped from the moon crickets while bacon is running, know what I’m saying? Word.

a.

November 17th, 2006

Front page column of the Charlotte Observer this morning… and my husband nearly spit his coffee. I guess OJ can discuss things “hypothetically” with no risk… huh?

blankfist

November 17th, 2006

BTW, “moon cricket” is a racial term. I did not know that. But it is. So… pretend I never wrote it. And not ‘Candyland’ pretend or ‘hey I’m playing doctor’, I mean the kind of pretend that pushes bad feelings of my uncle touching my hoobastank deep, deep inside.

Craig Moorhead

November 17th, 2006

You both win and lose points for mentioning hoobastank.